Review: "Mother of Tears"

Subtitled The Third Mother, Mother of Tears opens as an ancient urn is discovered buried in Rome, that once opened reawakens the evil Mother of Tears, a witch bent on chaos and destruction, which follows her wherever she goes.
Asia Argento, the director's daughter, stars as Sarah Mandy, a museum worker who unwittingly opens the urn, and is saddled with the task of destroying the Mother of Tears. As it turns out, Mandy has special powers of her own she never knew about, inherited from her mother who was killed by the Mother of Sighs in Argento's Suspiria.
As Mandy gets ever closer to the Third Mother, Rome begins to fall apart around her, as the witch's minions descend on the city to celebrate the return of their evil leader.

It's curious that Argento waited so long to finish his trilogy, because it's not exactly striking while the iron is hot. Because in Mother of Tears, it is next to impossible to detect the brilliance that once distinguished one of horror's grand masters.
It starts off promisingly enough (with some genuinely shocking imagery), but soon descends into a big, bloody mess. Argento's flair for horrifically gruesome deaths is intact, but the script is atrocious and the acting is just as bad. Though I doubt anyone could have made dialogue this ridiculous sound good.

Some may say that it's pure camp, which by the time we reach the ludicrous, witch-orgy finale, it is, but this isn't Rocky Horror style camp, this is a filmmaker taking inanity way too seriously, with a some of the worst performances I have ever seen on screen.
Mother of Tears is a goofy, bumbling effort without the basic decency to know how bad it is.
GRADE - ½ star (out of four)
MOTHER OF TEARS; Directed by Dario Argento; Stars Asia Argento, Cristian Solimento, Adam James, Moran Atias, Valeria Cavalli, Daria Nicolodi, Udo Kier; Not Rated
Comments
I still want to see it, even if it is a waste of time.